tselliot:

• • You’re comfortable urinating next to an old lady, only a foot away from you; mopping the floor.
  • You push pedestrians on the street and in the subway without apologizing.
  • You don’t bother saying, “Bless you” when someone sneezes or “Excuse me” when you sneeze.
  • Drinking on a weekday is common.
  • Drinking till 6AM is a breeze.
  • You pretend to sleep on the subway and bus, when there is an elderly man or woman coming your way.
  • You’ve been on a couple of blind dates.
  • You’ve become self conscience of your looks.
  • You realize, money is the man’s make up.
  • You got plastic surgery done.
  • Double eye lid surgery isn’t even considered plastic surgery.
  • Finding someone who hasn’t got their face fixed is like trying to find a virgin in America.
  • On a weekend night, you go eat at 4 different places (ie: 1st round 곱창. 2nd round 보쌈. 3rd round 케밥. 4th round 닭도리탕), and still manage to stay skinny because you walk so damn much everyday.
  • Don’t even bother taking Morning Care or Condition anymore, because you know that shit doesn’t work. 
  • When you’re broke, you call up your nunas or hyungs.
  • When you’re broke, you ignore phone calls from your dongsengs.
  • You understand when people talk in Korean acronym, such as 불금, 치맥, 까도남, etc..
  • You find certain words in Korean, can explain what you want to say better than English.
  • You know how to play *upgrade* drinking games.